Princewill Pius
So, has everyone seen Justin Bieber and Orlando Bloom‘s penises, or…?
Last week, paparazzi photographed the “Cold Water” singer, 22, and the Pirates of the Caribbean actor, Seth Rogen 39, vacationing separately. Bieber went skinny-dipping with bikini models in Hawaii, while Bloom went paddleboarding on a getaway with his girlfriend, Katy Perry, in Italy. During Bravo’s Watch What Happens Live Sunday, host Andy Cohen asked actor Seth Rogen to compare the stars’ anatomies. “Who would you say—as a straight guy—had the nicer penis of the two?” he asked. Today co-host Willie Geist looked at Rogen and asked, “You saw them?”
“Oh, yeah! Of course!” said Rogen, was promoting the R-rated comedy Sausage Party. “As soon as I hear there is a famous penis out there, I am the first person to ravenously devour it online.”
“I’ve seen Justin’s before, so maybe I was just like, you know, ‘I’ve been there, done that,’ a little bit. And it’s a wonderful one!” he said, later explaining that he’d previously seen Bieber’s penis in paparazzi photos and not in the flesh. “But Orlando’s, I was really happy with. Good for him! He’s in great shape overall. So I thought, honestly, Orlando’s probably a bigger guy, and proportionally, his penis looked to scale, which makes me think overall it’s probably bigger.”
Cohen decided to “go out on a limb,” telling them, “Dick aside, Orlando has got a can on him.”
“Oh, yeah!” Rogen said in agreement. “He has a bubble butt.”
