Anna Daniels
“The Wrong Missy” opens with a horrible blind date between Lakpus’ Melissa and Spade’s Tim. He is a relatively plain guy. He watches “The Affair,” reads James Patterson, and listens to Phil Collins. (This movie has the weirdest pop culture drops.) Missy, on the other hand, is borderline terrifying. She talks about sex openly, dips her hair in her wine before sucking on it, and carries around a knife she calls Sheila. She is the anti-Tim. He has to flee the scene by going through the bathroom window, hoping he never sees her again.
Not long after, Tim is at the airport, where he has a meet-cute involving mixed-up luggage with … wait for it … another Melissa (Molly Sims). The two have everything in common and end up in a janitor’s closet before her flight pulls her away. Tim gets up the courage to invite this Melissa on a trip to Hawaii on a corporate retreat to impress the new boss. Guess which Melissa he texts by accident instead?
It’s long been clear that Happy Madison and company build their projects around where the cast and their families feel like going on vacation, and this one allows regulars like Spade, Nick Swardson, Rob Schneider, and Jackie Sandler to hang out under the beautiful sun of Hawaii. Of course, it’s really a series of opportunities for Missy to embarrass Tim, but Lapkus goes well beyond your standard “annoying date” trope and walks away with every single scene she’s in. The writing often misses its mark, but there’s Lapkus keeping viewers interested through most of its worst moments (although a scene in which she vomits into a shark cage is best forgotten by all involved).
If Tim felt like even remotely a real human being instead of blank straight man for his co-star, there could have been a movie here. But Spade phones everything in, barely mustering an expression much less giving anything to his partner in terms of comic timing. And the film has that bland, TV movie look of so many of these projects. It almost feels at times like Lapkus is just interrupting a vacation movie of other actors. It’s like no one sent her the memo that she didn’t have to try so hard.
— 2019 Hollywood Movie Review
