Princewill Pius
Through each monumental moment in life, there is something for our dogs to teach us—about love, friendship, family, identity, and how not to get mad when you find the floor covered with flour paw prints.
After we lost Indigo, I got a call from the Bed ‘n’ Biscuit. One of their customers was dying, and her dog, Chloe, needed a home. Given our recent loss, they asked, might our family be interested in adopting her?
They had to be kidding. After Indigo, we would never get another dog. Ever.
It had been just a few years earlier, it seemed, that Indigo—a black lab—had first barged through our door. Her underbelly showed the signs of the litter she’d recently delivered, and between her wise droopy face and swinging dog teats, she was a sight to behold.
She had a nose for trouble. On one occasion, I came home to find that she’d eaten a five-pound bag of flour. She was covered in white powder, and flour paw prints were everywhere, including, incredibly, the countertops. I asked the dog what the hell had happened, and Indy just looked at me with a glance that said, I cannot imagine to what you are referring.
Time raced by. Our children grew up and went off to college. The mirror, which had reflected a young mom when Indigo first arrived, now showed a woman in late middle age. I had surgery for cataracts. I began to lose my hearing. We all turned gray: me, my spouse, the dogs.
In August 2017, I took Indigo for one last walk. She was slow and unsteady on her paws. She looked up at me mournfully. How to read their thoughts is just one of the things your dog wishes you knew.
She died that summer, a tennis ball by her side.
I told the Bed ‘n’ Biscuit we were sorry, but we wouldn’t be adopting any more dogs.
I’ve owned seven dogs since 1964, each one of them a witness to a particular phase of my life. But with the loss of Indigo, all that was over. The days of my dogs, I now understood, were done at last.
Another dog I didn’t mean to adopt
Then one morning, as I was passing the Bed ‘n’ Biscuit in my car, I pulled over. I could at least lay eyes upon this Chloe. What harm could it do?
She had a soft face.
When Chloe entered our house, she was cautious, uncertain. She spent hours that first day going to every corner, sniffing things out. Finally, she sat down by the fireplace and gave me a look. If you wanted, it said, I would stay with you.
Everything I know about love I’ve learned from dogs. But everything I know about loss I’ve learned from them too. They fill our hearts. They leave flour-paw prints all over the house. They lick the tears from our faces. And then, in what seems like no time at all, they’re gone.
It reminds me a little bit about what people say about childbirth: If you really remembered how difficult it was, you’d never go through it more than once. And yet, year after year, dog after dog, I’ve forgotten the grief of losing them—right up until the moment that they give me that look with their grey faces.
The pain of their loss doesn’t seem to be lessened one bit by the fact that many of the dogs I’ve owned have been kind of terrible. My first dog, for instance, was a bad-tempered Dalmatian named Playboy, a resentful hoodlum who loved no one but my father.
We lived in the farm country of eastern Pennsylvania then, and Playboy had no qualms about chasing donkeys, cows, and even, on one occasion, a leather-jacketed Hell’s Angel racing by on a Harley. That dog once stole the Thanksgiving turkey right off the table. He bit people. There were times when my sister and I hated his guts. We were fairly sure the feeling was mutual. Find out 50 more secrets your pet isn’t telling you.
And yet he was devoted to my father, a soft-spoken man who had always wanted to be a medieval history professor, but who wound up working at a bank instead. At the end of the day, Dad would come through the door with the Evening Bulletin and tug off his tie, often with an air of grim exhaustion. Then he’d sit down in a leather chair and Playboy would lie down at his side and roll around until his paws were in the air, and my father would rub the dog’s belly. “Who’s a good boy?” he’d ask. “Who’s a good boy?”
It was a good question.
What did I learn about love from Playboy? That it is perfectly fine if everyone hates you, as long as you are deeply loved by one person. These are the 19 things your dog actually wants from you.
What dogs teach us about happiness
In adolescence, I had another Dalmatian, a sad, overweight blob named Sausage. I got her for my 11th birthday, and for several years I adored her, carrying that dog around like a Raggedy Ann doll. Some nights she slept in my bed, her head upon the pillow next to mine. I’ll always love you, I told the dog. We’ll always be best friends.
But the promise I made as a child was hard to keep once I became a surly teenager, and Sausage developed some obscure condition that caused her to lose the hair on her tail. An unsettling brown goo oozed out of her eyes. Friends coming over to my house made fun of Sausage. They said my dog was gross, and in this they were not wrong. Find out the 10 silent signs your “healthy” dog is actually sick.
More unforgivably, though, my dog was uncool: a reminder of the nerd I myself had been not so long ago.
And so: I turned my back on her. I made other friends, some of them boys who owned hot rods with T-tops.
It was from Sausage that I learned this awful truth: Sometimes love fades, and as you age it can be hard to keep a promise you made when you were young.
At the end of her freshman year at Carleton, my sister brought home a terrible dog named Matt the Mutt, who’d been raised in her dormitory. She handed Matt the Mutt over to my parents, saying, “He’s yours!” and then headed west. Just like that, the reign of Matt the Mutt began.
For the next eight years, the dog bounced around the house, lifting his leg pretty much wherever he pleased, knocking people over, barking incessantly. Anyone coming through the door—including my tired father with his briefcase and newspaper—would be instantly assailed by the bouncing, howling creature.
Matt the Mutt was a love machine, a regular Pepe LePew. He would copulate with pretty much anything: ottomans, the mailbox, even the now-geriatric Sausage. Above all he lived to make love to my grandmother’s leg. Which was fine, I guess; my grandmother thought it was funny. He’s got more spunk than your grampa! she would say.
From Matt the Mutt I learned this: Sometimes the happiest people are the ones that make everyone else’s lives impossible.
What dogs teach us about appearances
In my 20s, my parents raised a chocolate lab named Brown. This time we swore—just once!—we’d own a dog that was not completely insane. But in this our hopes proved futile.
Brown developed a strange addiction to running water—and with her snout moved chairs in the kitchen to reach the kitchen tap, which she opened with her teeth. Then she’d stand on the chair, biting the running water. Later, the dog became obsessed with chewing her own paws—something the vet described as a lick granuloma.
Short of making her constantly wear one of those “cones of shame,” nothing could compel Brown to stop the chewing. That dog ate her own feet as if they were a delicacy rarer than clams casino. They were tasty, I guess.
We’d hoped that this time we’d have a normal dog. But from Brown I learned, instead, that sometimes people who seem the most normal turn out to be the craziest.
Still, it was Brown that provided me consolation when my father died of melanoma. As I sat in a chair in my mother’s house, weeping, the dog came over and put her head in my lap. Do not be dismayed, for I am thy dog, she seemed to say. Whoever lives in love, lives in dog, and dog in him. Check out the 13 amazing secrets your dog knows about you.
Brown looked at me with steadfastness and adoration, and her tail thumped against the floor. There’d been scars on her legs. But maybe, with time, they could be healed.
What dogs teach us about memories
I got married just after I turned 30, and we moved to a farmhouse in central Maine, where I got a job teaching English at Colby College. There we were joined by a yellow dog I bought from a pig farmer. We called Lucy a “Kennebec Valley Flycatcher,” on account of her fondness for biting flies right out of the air. Sometimes she’d look at me, as if to say, They might be flies to you, but to me they are sky-raisins.
Lucy would give me other looks too—usually ones of disdain. When she was in third grade, my daughter wrote an essay for school: “Our Dog Hates Us.” It was true too: everything about our family seemed to annoy Lucy. For a while this made me feel a little puny, until at last I realized that Lucy was just lonesome for the place she had loved first: our neighbor’s pig sty. Know the 10 silent signs that your dog could be depressed.
And so from Lucy I learned this: that sometimes all people want is the thing they had when they were young.
Each of these dogs had taught me something about the perilous nature of devotion. Some people will tell you that the magic of dogs is that their love for us is unconditional, but I’ve never found this to be the case. What’s unconditional is the love that we have for them.
At 60, I’m pretty sure that if there is any reason why we are here on this planet, it is in order to love one another. It is, as the saying goes, all ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.
And yet, as it turns out, nothing is harder than loving human beings.
The role only dogs can play
That’s where dogs come in. It’s in our love for dogs that we can most express how hard it is to be human: how glorious, and how sad.
I remember my father, exhausted from his job, asking our terrible Dalmatian, Who’s a good boy? Who’s a good boy?
It occurs to me now that, in asking this, what he was really saying was, I am, Playboy. I am.
After Chloe joined us, I’d had hopes of having a conversation with her previous owner, the woman who’d been laid low by cancer. I wanted her to know that her dog had found a good home, and that we’d take care of her.
When I finally got through, though, I learned that Chloe’s owner had died the week before.
It snowed that night, and I woke up in a room made mysterious by light and stillness. In the morning I sat up and found that Chloe had climbed into bed with us as we slept.
Well? she seemed to ask. I touched her soft ears in the bright, quiet room and thought about the gift of grace.
If you wanted, I said, I would stay with you too.
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Jennifer Finney Boylan, author of 15 books, is the inaugural Anna Quindlen Writer in Residence at Barnard College of Columbia University. Her column “Men & Women” appears on the op/ed page of the New York Times on alternate Wednesdays. She serves on the Board of Trustees of PEN America. Her 2003 memoir, She’s Not There: a Life in Two Genders was the first bestselling work by a transgender American. A novelist, memoirist, and short story writer, she is also a nationally known advocate for human rights. She lives in New York City and in Belgrade Lakes, Maine, with her wife, Deedie. They have a son, Sean, and a daughter, Zai.
